Fall in Love with a WRITER!!

Oya hear!
Writers, true writers(I wouldn't say I am one,cos I'm lazy)are unique human beings. We are our own species. It takes a special type of person to be fulfilled by words spilling out of them onto a page,bleeding ink from all crevices of their body(oh boy!!! See the metaphor).
  Writers are sensitive and strong at the same time. They're hopeless romantics and realists. Writers are dangerous people, and this is a fair warning! Do NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM!
  It's no secret that writers use what they know best,they write about their own stories, friends' parents' and anyone else that they can get their hands on. Writers fall in love with stories. They will take one story,stretch it and exaggerate it into a beautiful scene that ends in a happy ending(sometimes sad).
  Writers have active imaginations and reality tends to disappoint them. When writers fall in love,they create an ideal story in their minds,one that runs their chosen course. However,chances are they're more in love with the story than their significant other(oops, sorry).
  When they get inspiration to write, they will become obsessively consumed with their words. They will sit at their phones/computers for hours on end,typing,deleting and retyping until they've achieved their idea of perfection(we bad like that!!). They will be angry and irritable(not me),so don't disturb them when they get into the writing trance.
  If you fall in love with a writer,be prepared to deal with the tears,anger and excitement that comes along with their writing(sigh!Well,You deal with it).
  If you fall in love with a writer,please give them honest opinions, but break it gently because their words are their babies(Yes,our children).

We're alluring,elusive,romantic and witty.

Just so you know,this has a continuation. Yaiiyyyy!!!! Who's as excited as I am??

P.S: I wrote this so mad. Here's why; While typing to publish. I got WhatsApp notifications, and decided to check em',on getting back here,whole thing was already cleared,Imagine!! Had to start typing again!
See what I'm saying?? 😥
Night lovelies!💖💖